Ok, fine. It’s not a Golden Globe. It’s not even a People’s Choice Award. But it is time to reveal the winners of not one, but two . . . two . . . two mints in one!! Um, I mean two prizes. I’m not giving anybody mints. Not this time anyway.
Our first prize was a pick your own adventure type giveaway. The choice was this:
This super radical and totally bodacious 80′s flashback iPhone case, or . . .
. . . this equally as rad, but non-throwback Pad of Awesomeness.
So, whoever won got to pick their prize. And I guess now you are wondering who the lucky winner is, yes? Well, thankfully, I once again had my trusty
steed boy to help pick the winner for this prize. Take it away 6!!
And the winner is . . . . (drumroll):
Yep, that’s right. It’s mah girl, Thoughtsy!! And lest you think there is some kinda home cooking action here, I had absolutely nothing to do with it! Blame it all on the wee tot whom I ejected from my loins.
Now, I know that Thoughtsy doesn’t have an iPhone, so I’m assuming she would pick the Pad. However, maybe she’s in a giving mood, and wants the totally awesome case to give to some deserving sort (Keifer?). The point is, it’s her choice and she will just have to let me know which one she wants. IT’S UP TO YOU, THOUGHTSY!!
But wait! That leaves whichever prize Thoughtsy doesn’t pick just sitting there, all lonely and last picked on the playground for dodgeball sad. So, in order to cheer up this morose little prize, I decided that I would give that away too! So, I enlisted the help of 6 once again, and he picked another winner for the runner up prize:
And the 1st runner up is . . . (don’t you love how they try to make it sound all special by calling it “1st runner up” when really it is just second place or Ms. Soooo Close? Sorry . . . tangent):
Woo-hoo! Go Jules Go! Ahem . . . anyway. Jules, you will have to wait to see what Thoughtsy picks, and then you get
the leftovers the other equally as fantastic prize. And I know you DO have an iPhone, so hopefully you will enjoy either one. (I mean, it’s no mustache case, but then again, what is?). Or you and Thoughtsy can just fight it out in an epic cage match to the death and whoever survives gets the prize! I mean, you know, whatever works for y’all.
But wait . . . there’s more! Call right now and you will get TWO items for the price of ONE!!
Um, I mean . . . I am also going to reveal the winner of the Bloggess sticker as well!
For this task, I had my wee child of 4 draw the name from a hat:
And yes, in case you are wondering, he is a pirate. Jake and the Neverland pirates to be exact. What? Did you think I was getting amateurs to do this most prestigious and important work? Pfft!
Anyway, without any further ado (well, maybe a little ado. You know how I love ado. Much much ado. About nothing usually). Ahem, anyway . . . the winner of the Bloggess sticker is:
Go girl, it’s ya birthday!! Congrats to Jillian! Just send me all your deets chica, and I will send you this fantastic prize. email@example.com.
Phew! Man, I’m starting to feel like Bill Gates over here, just throwing out stuff to the less fortunate beggars who want just a little bit of my
money awesomeness!! Kidding! But don’t I wish I had even a small part of his fortune. If I did, I truly would hook y’all up with some cash. Until then, you will just have to settle for basking in my gloriousness. Deal? Hey wait . . . where are you going?