. . . but I really mustache!
Hello all! It is time once again to pick a winner for my most recent fabulous contest.
In case you are just tuning in to our program, a couple weeks ago, I put these beauties up as a most coveted prize to be won by some lucky commenter:
Dare to wear facial hair!
And now is when we pick our winner. And by we, I of course mean that my lovely assistant (aka 7) will be making the selection for me. That way, all of you losers unlucky folks cannot try to come at me with pitchforks and hatred in your eyes. Who can stay mad at an adorable tot such as my son? He’s precocious and wonderful!!
And the winner of these fabulous and stylish faux mustachios is:
LAUREN
Congrats to Lauren!! Now you can be the envy of ALL your friends! You’re welcome for your new-found popularity. Send me your address and I will ship these off to you pronto. mistyslaws at gmail dot com.
Happy Monday, folks!!
Jul 09, 2012 @ 09:43:54
Lucky Lauren:)
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:00:55
Indeed.
Jul 09, 2012 @ 10:38:48
I mustache you a question… Are these work appropriate?
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:01:17
Probably all but the pornstache one. That will scare the children.
Jul 09, 2012 @ 11:20:56
Fine. I will just continue to grow my own mustache. (Same one since 1977!)
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:01:42
Wow, must be pretty long if you’ve been growing it since ’77. Are we in ZZ Top territory here?
Jul 09, 2012 @ 12:15:32
I am so jealous of Lauren. Those were spectacular mustaches.
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:02:18
Spectacular indeed. You SHOULD be jealous. I’m sorry my son failed you, Darla. Maybe next time.
Jul 09, 2012 @ 12:57:29
I want to know where I can win the Rock Star T-shirt for my son, J. How’s the heat today? Have y’all spontaneously combusted yet?
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:03:07
Cooler now. Getting hotter again next week.
I’m afraid the shirt is not up for grabs at this time. Trying to literally take the shirt off my kid’s back? For shame, Jen. For shame. :p
Jul 09, 2012 @ 13:04:27
HAHAHA! I’m not kidding, that is my favorite line ever. Why is it that I always miss out on the good contests?? And don’t say it’s because of my sporadic blog visits. (That’s my internet provider’s fault. Also, my obsession with tween-friendly Facebook pages.)
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:04:39
It’s totally not because of your sporadic blog visits. I actually wait until I know you are good and ensconced in some type of deviant internet chat room, and THEN I spring these contests on the general populace. It’s all a big conspiracy, actually.
Jul 09, 2012 @ 14:30:10
My most heartfelt congratulations to Lauren! I am fondling my ‘stache in your honor.
Yes. I did just say that.
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:05:22
Oh please. You aren’t fooling anyone. We know all about you and your relationship with your stache. You dirty dirty girl!
Jul 09, 2012 @ 23:38:25
DAMN!!! And I would have rocked the hell out of those! Oh well… next time!
Hugs!
Valerie
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:05:56
Oh yes, you would have looked marvelous in those. Sorry. Blame the boy.
Jul 10, 2012 @ 09:01:09
Your kids are biased against me. Yeah, that’s what it is. They don’t like people shorter than they are.
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:07:07
Ha! My oldest has had quite a growth spurt, so you might be right. Actually, he drew your name first and was like, “Dani? Pfft, I hate her. She ain’t getting this sweet stach(es)!” and then picked Lauren. Maybe try to be . . . taller . . . next time?
Jul 10, 2012 @ 13:15:27
Congrats on the win, Lauren. Well-done!
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:07:31
Yes, her powers of being the name drawn from a hat are legendary.
Jul 10, 2012 @ 15:25:37
Awesome for Lauren! I’m tempted by the fake mustaches but my older kids are trying their hand at growing real ones and that’s probably traumatic enough.
Jul 12, 2012 @ 16:07:59
Oh wow! Your kids are old enough for REAL staches? I will pray for you, mah dear.