About
Welcome to my crazy world. So, you would like to know a few things about me, would you? Ok. Well, I’m a Pisces. I like to drink wine (a lot), eat pasta (those damn carbs get me every time!) & also snack on M&Ms (they are so tiny, there obviously aren’t any calories . . . especially those little mini ones).
And in case you were curious, it is true . . . Misty is indeed my actual name. Obviously when my parents bestowed this wonder upon me, they were not considering my future professional aspirations . . . unless of course they had high hopes of my having a career as an exotic dancer or an adult film star. Sadly, my profession is neither as lucrative or noble as those. Despite their high hopes upon my birth, I have failed them and become . . . a lawyer. C’est vrai!
Seeing as I work for the government and see a high volume of cases and people on a daily basis, I have seen some really crazy stuff. I don’t get paid very much for what I do, but all the insanity I deal with in my job is really worth its weight in gold!! Ok, so it doesn’t pay the bills, but it allows me to tell fun stories about all the crazies, so there’s that.
Oh, and I love lawyer jokes, so feel free to share any you know. I promise not to get offended! 
Aug 19, 2011 @ 09:28:02
It’s not really a joke… at least, maybe it is and I don’t know it.
There’s a law firm in my city that advertises on community radio. They’re actually called Slithers.
Apr 01, 2012 @ 11:34:20
Check your stats today. You’ve been searchbombed!
Apr 06, 2012 @ 15:33:44
Search Bomb, Take 2. I did it properly today!
Aug 23, 2012 @ 16:34:15
Hey there! I have nominated you for the “Inspiring Blog Award” and “One Lovely Blog Award.” If you accept these type of awards, the “rules” just say that you need to give a shout out to me, of course, tell us 7 things about yourself and then nominate 15 bloggers (or so. I listed 5) If you can, just pass it on to someone…have a fabulous day!
Aug 23, 2012 @ 19:16:57
Oh wow, that is so sweet! Thank you so much for thinking of me and giving me these awards. Honestly, I have received some of these types of awards in the past (not these specifically, though), and have tried to pass on the love to my other bloggy friends. At this point, I fear I have run out of people to pass them on to, and while I really do appreciate the thought, I think I’m going to have to pass this time. Sorry!
May 01, 2013 @ 16:21:25
Well, as a lawyer, you are sort of a who..who…whole lotta fun this blog is!!! I’m a lawyer too sometimes, it sucks.
May 01, 2013 @ 16:32:55
Oh man, it really does, doesn’t it? I wouldn’t recommend it at all. But we can commiserate (and drink) together! Welcome to my crazy world.
May 01, 2013 @ 17:32:32
I look forward to it. I’m a Pisces too! Kindred spirits or a couple of idiots?
May 02, 2013 @ 15:45:14
Probably a little of both, really.