A couple months ago, I heard a report about a woman in Illinois who died from injecting beef fat into her face. Apparently it was supposed to help make her look younger or something, and this wasn’t the first time she had done it. This is the article:
The story was later updated to report that the beef fat injection was not what actually killed her. However, I can’t help but think that injecting beef fat into your face is not necessarily healthy. Then again, what is Botox but putting poison into your face so that it won’t move or allow expressions? But no wrinkles, so hey! Soooo pretty now!!
Anyway, after hearing this story, it got me thinking. Of course, at first all I could think about was that she had a “Hot. Beef. INJECTION.” I’m thinking Bender had a different idea of what that phrase meant at the time.
But now, I’m starting to think that maybe putting things in your face to make you look young isn’t such a bad idea. Time isn’t exactly on my side at this point, and I ain’t looking any younger, ya know? And after all, it wasn’t the hot beef injection that killed her. So I’m sure it has to be safe, right? Hmm, maybe I should think this over a bit more. Or maybe, I should try some other type of liquid injection . . .
Ever put anything weird or wacky into your face/body? Did you die? Lose an appendage? Become mute?
I ask because I think I should probably know this before I shoot kool-aid into my veins to make me have super powers and be able to break through walls, right?