As I previously mentioned, I picked up lots of free swag at BlogHer this year. In fact, I had so much newly acquired goodies that I had trouble shoving them all into my poor little suitcase to get them home. Sadly, I was forced to leave the full sized bottle of Lysol cleaner behind. Obviously I was devastated. But I was able to cram most of the rest of the items into my luggage and bring it on home. There were so many goodies, that once I unpacked everything, I spent a good amount of time reviewing and organizing all of the bounty. And in fact, I had so much, that I felt greedy for not sharing with everyone who wasn’t at BlogHer this year.
That’s right, all my very fortunate followers . . . I am going to give away some of my freebies from BlogHer to you!! Aren’t you just so lucky that I am such a giving, sharing soul? The answer is yes, you are very lucky. And I am very generous. The end.
So, I imagine you are now wondering what lovely items I am willing to part with so that you can also experience some of the joy of getting freebies. Well, I am actually going to give away two separate prizes!! Here is the first:
Yep, that is exactly what you think it is. There was a booth. And they were giving these away. And I am going to give this one to you!! I mean, if you want it, that is. No pressure. And no judgement.
Here is the second (consolation?) prize:
So, what we have here is a sleep mask, a Jamba Juice pedometer, press-on nails, stress relief squeezer (the foam guacamole thing), lotion, travel mirror and sticky note travel notebook.
Ok, so what do you have to do to get these wonderful items? A couple of things. First, leave me a comment telling me which of these 2 prizes you want. You can say you want them both and I will put you in for both, that is fine. But if you only want to be included in one specific drawing, just let me know which one. Also, you cannot win both items. If I pick your name for one, you can’t then win the other one as well. Clear? Ok, then.
Next, if you have not yet clicked on that little button up top on the right to follow my blog, do that now!
And finally, click on the button right below the aforementioned button, to follow me on Facebook.
See, isn’t that easy? I am really not that hard to please. You just have to give me your complete and total undying love and affection for the remainder of all of your days here on this earth. No biggie!
Good luck to all!!
Aug 20, 2012 @ 08:47:53
Misty, you are so awesome and generous. And beautiful, too! Did I mention you are my favorite blogger, ever? I wouldn’t mind being in the drawings for each of the items, I mean, it’s all such very useful stuff. And so very entertaining and blog-able.
I already follow you on twitter and facebook, so I can’t do both of those things again. Oh, and email. I follow you by email, too. So I’m your most loyal follower, by the way! Just sayin’.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:52:43
Wow, you really want this swag, eh? 😉
And that is super impressive that you follow me on Twitter, since I’m not even ON Twitter. You really ARE my biggest fan, aren’t you. 🙂
Aug 20, 2012 @ 09:00:27
Okay, I’m putting it out there. I want the vibrator. I’ve never ever seen one before! And I’m definitely curious. If it is lame, my son – TechSupport – will enjoy taking it apart. (I’ll be sure to use the rubbing alcohol and put it through the dishwasher or something.)
But.
I kind of hope it’s not lame. 😉
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:53:58
Then you are most definitely entered. And I hope it is not lame as well, for your sake.
I’m not sure about the wisdom of giving a 13 year old a vibrator, though. I can just imagine the show and tell at school! 😉
Aug 20, 2012 @ 09:43:10
Is there a third prize?
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:54:26
Yep. My undying love and affection. Do you want in? 😉
Aug 20, 2012 @ 09:51:34
I am tossing my hat in for the multi-treat option. A pedometer sounds like a cool way to flagellate myself about how little I move in a day!
Aug 20, 2012 @ 13:51:41
You lying whore! You know you want the vibrator! 😉
Aug 20, 2012 @ 22:07:37
Bullshit biatch I totally have plenty of vibrators! I totally logicked it out, too. I went and counted how many I have to validate my lack of needing another.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:55:50
Oh now girls. No name calling. Can’t we all just get along? 😉
Jenna, you are entered for option two. I would not want you to overdose on dildos, since you are already chock full of em.
Aug 31, 2012 @ 09:31:01
Misty – what a lovely play on words! I think . . ..
Aug 20, 2012 @ 10:14:29
I don’t know why, but I totally want the sticky pad notebook… I will give away the face creams and whatnot, after the “burning off my face” incident, I don’t trust cosmetics, but the sticky note thing… woot!
Also, you have the best giveaways.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:33:25
The sticky note thing is pretty rad. And the cream is NOT for your face. It’s a body lotion, I believe. So I think you are safe as long as you keep it away from your face. Especially YOU.
And, thanks! 😳
Aug 20, 2012 @ 10:54:58
Yay for freebies! I’d love to open door number 2 please. Your posts are freaking hilarious, by the way. I love your adventures.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:34:05
You are entered, then. And thanks so much!
Aug 20, 2012 @ 10:59:50
I kept giggling as I read this for a couple of reasons. I’m sure you can guess the first, but the other was because I kept thinking, “BlogHer and Her and Her and Her…” Okay. It’s probably just me.
But you are awesome for giving some of your swag away! (Psst. Give the first to Renee but tell her she has to blog about it.)
Oh and in case you didn’t realize, because I didn’t until today – that blue Dannon lunch bag has 3 coupons for FREE yogurt – like, a lot of free yogurt! If you can call any yogurt ‘good.’
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:35:19
I can’t guess the first, so I think you need to spell it out for me. :p
I cannot play favorites with my picks, but if Renee wins, she will indeed have to blog about it!
Yep, saw the coupons. I love me some coupons for good stuff!! 😉
Aug 20, 2012 @ 11:18:15
First, I don’t want either one. I just want to leave a comment letting you know how much I love you.
Second, I certainly hope the first gift is unused….
Aug 20, 2012 @ 20:15:54
Bahahha that is exactly what I was thinking about the vibrator.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:48:53
All of you . . . so icky.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:36:47
Are you sure? 😉 And obviously, I love you as well!
Um, ewwwww. That is just so wrong. Factory sealed in the box, thank you. :p
Aug 20, 2012 @ 12:03:08
SWEET!!! Free swag!! Imma get mah swag on, get mah swag on! I want the Vibrator and I aint’s ashamed to admit it. When I win, because let’s keep this optimistic and all that, you can even post “Kelly win’s Vibrator!!” All in Cap’s and Shit! or .. “CRAZY BLOGGER WINS VIBRATOR… BLOGS ALL ABOUT IT!!”…OOH OOH..OR… ” Foxy Blogger Kelly Fox, wins Vibrator in Raffle, then disappears for three days… tennis elbow upon return!” huh? huh?
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:37:34
Just because of this, I really hope you win that vibrator. There will be ALL CAPS involved, no doubt! 😉
Aug 20, 2012 @ 12:43:47
@Bill – LOL that is exactly what I was thinking!!!
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:38:33
Wrong. Y’all are just wrong! :p
Aug 20, 2012 @ 13:04:03
yes please… I’d be happy with either … so I’m going to say both!
I so wish I could have gone to BlogHer …you guys looked like you had so much fun!
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:39:01
You are entered!
And it was definitely some fun. You’ll have to plan for next year I guess.
Aug 20, 2012 @ 13:23:42
As much as I am intrigued by the prospect of Bailey’s lotion, it would be another thing for me to pack and move. Therefore, I want to be named a winner and have my swag gifted to other people on my behalf. Because I am a giver. And a misanthropic philanthropist.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:40:14
Ok, if you win, you may gift it to the person of your choice.
And easy with the fifty cent words on my blog, girl! I ain’t that smart. Remember, I’m just a lawyer. 😉
Aug 20, 2012 @ 13:24:18
Ah, what the hell. Put me in for the mini-muscle-massager thingy…and the other stuff, too.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:40:46
Ok, sure, Darla. The “mini muscle massager” thingy. Uh huh. You are in.
Aug 20, 2012 @ 13:52:15
I’m swagged to the gills, yo. Just wanted to say howdy. 🙂
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:45:52
Hola.
Aug 20, 2012 @ 15:13:00
I want the “personal massager” (HAH!!!) I saw a commercial for it the other day and started ranting and raving about how we can have vibrator commercials, cialis commercials, tampon commercials, but they can’t show condom commercials. It’s ridiculous. Maybe I need the personal massager to, you know, relax. Or something!
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:46:55
I haven’t seen the commercial for it yet. I HAVE seen commercials for condoms, though. But that might have been a few years ago. And yes, you might need a little “massaging” to calm down. 😉
Aug 20, 2012 @ 16:03:37
I love free stuff!! I’d be over the moon with either 🙂 xx
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:47:07
Then you are in, mah dear!
Aug 20, 2012 @ 16:22:50
I’d love to join but I’m no longer on FB, so I can’t do that. Good luck to everybody else and nice use of swag!
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:47:47
You can still be entered if you want.
Aug 30, 2012 @ 12:47:14
Now THAT’S service! Pun intended, of course!
Aug 30, 2012 @ 12:49:08
And…why, yes! I’d like to enter (mwha) into the drawring for the “gadget” just cos if I win, it’ll make a blog post. I’ll name him George. I’m all about Mr. Clooney today. No clue why. He’s i’ight…
Aug 30, 2012 @ 12:54:51
Then you shall be entered. Maybe even by George. 😉
Aug 30, 2012 @ 12:55:56
Woohoo!
Aug 20, 2012 @ 19:00:43
Since I already stalk you every which way from Sunday (well legally – not creepily- possible anyway), plus all the ways you’ve recommended I can only say yo! Put me down for the wiggle waggle option A. Cuz a girl needs a friend like that to “massage her muscles” as Cheryl S. and She’s a Maineiac above said LOL
And thanks for being so cool to share with us other peeps unable to go to conventions and what not ;0)
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:48:39
Ha! I thought I might have seen you in the tree outside my bedroom window last night. At least, I’m assuming that was you. 😉
What can I say . . . I am a giver, yo.
Aug 20, 2012 @ 23:14:00
All I’m saying is that I could really use some post-its… It’s so true!!! I LOVE EM!!!
Hugs!
Valerie
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:50:09
Then they shall be yours, if your name is called.
Are you saying you don’t want option A? I find this hard to believe! (See what I did there?).
Aug 21, 2012 @ 01:14:34
I got lost somewhere between the first and second clicking so I am not qualified to win either prize. In the spirit of the movie recently released to DVD and Bluray – to all of the entrants “May the odds be ever in your favour!”
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:51:08
You can be entered if you want. Don’t you want a new toy to play with for you and Bitsy? 😉
Aug 21, 2012 @ 12:02:00
I’m new to your blog, but the fact that you’re giving away a Trojan item just proves that you’re awesome. 😉
Aug 30, 2012 @ 09:51:32
Ha! Why thank you. And I AM indeed awesome, thank you for noticing. 🙂