If you are anything like me, you are just happy that you survived the holiday season (mostly) unscathed. Also, if you are like me, you are really enjoying the sloth-like existence you have been wallowing in for the last week, since you have been off work and have tried your damnedest to do the absolute minimum required of you, save keeping your children alive, of course. What? So, you are saying that it’s just me who is the lazy bastard? Ok, sure. Stick to that story. At least I’m owning my coach potato existence.
So, in the spirit of extreme laziness, howzabout I just show you some pretty pictures? A little trip through the crazy and awesome holiday presents that I received last week. That will be fun, right? I mean, technically, I’m still on vacation, so the bar for productivity is set super duper low, people. Work with me here.
A little background . . . my hubs is a pretty big jokester. He loves to give goofy and funny joke gifts to everyone. Me included. And this Christmas was no exception.
Please note, that according to this UniSpam, the rainbows come from the ass. In case you ever wondered, now you should be clear!
This is actually completely awesome! I used to collect these things when I was about 12, and apparently these are new and updated ones. For example: Sushi Seth, Situational Stan (aka The Situation), and Birdbrain Bruce (with Angry Birds). Love it!
Because everyone needs a mouse with a little bling!
I had seen this before, but now I am the proud owner of some “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals” Hand Sanitizer. Score!!
Pretty sure he’s calling me a witch. Meh. Guess it could have been worse.
Naughty Xmas tattoos. Please note the eyeball with Santa hat, the skeleton reindeer, and of course the Bacon Santa. Does this man know the way to my heart, or what?
A telephone handset for my iPhone. Because, really . . . technology has just shrunken our telephonic devices to almost non-existent status. What says hip, cool and retro more than carrying around a huge handset to plug into your iPhone? I am über trendy, yo.
I have no idea how on earth the hubs got this picture of me walking around in San Francisco!! I thought everyone was looking at the sights, and not my ample derriere. Damn.
No hubs. Not funny. A sparkly Duke shirt? That is just not ok. Grrrrrrr.
And lest you think that all I got for Xmas were goofy joke gifts, the hubs did come through for me by getting me the one thing that I specifically asked for . . . a beautiful and perfect laptop.
He actually really does know the way straight to my heart. He’s a good egg, that hubs of mine. All in all, it was a good holiday. And now I can blog from home, and not just at work, which is probably better for that whole job security thing.
Happy New Year, all!! See everyone again in 2013. Cheers!
So, what did you get for Xmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus? Anything fun or funny?