Cold. But not just cold. Not “hey, put on a jacket, it’s a bit nippy out” cold. This is a cold that attacks all of your exposed skin with tiny sharp prickly knives. A cold that will require an extra 10 minutes of preparation just to face it, wrapping up as much skin as possible with protective cottons, leathers and nylons.
Cold that feels like a physical presence you must move through and around to reach your eventual destination. A destination that will lock out the cold and slowly thaw your freezing extremities.
A painful cold that you breathe into your lungs, only to then expel a cloud of vapor as the warmth visually seeps out of your body.
A cold you cannot even really contemplate until it hits you in the face upon exiting your home in the morning. A cold that is reportedly 9° in the early morning before the sun has a chance to crest the horizon. A cold that even late in the day, has only doubled to about 18°.
Cold that you will avoid unless absolutely necessary. A cold that tries to trick you into disbelieving the reports of its brutality, appeasing and cajoling you with a bright and sunny day. A cold against which the weak mid-winter sunshine has no power.
Cold that initiates a Code Blue in the city, enabling homeless and elderly to seek additional shelter, to avoid the very real chance of freezing to death on the streets. A cold that forces water mains under city streets to break.
Cold like an ominous intruder, crawling over and peeking into your home, forcing your central heating to keep constant vigilance against this attempted menacing intrusion.
Cold that frightens you while standing in your kitchen late at night, when you hear the sound of an explosion outside of your home, while simultaneously seeing what looks like a dirty snowball flung against your back porch window. A cold that causes metal to be shoved and stretched by the frozen ice crystals of the caffeinated beverage within, eventually bursting through the twisted and sliced-open metal in an explosion of slushy soda. A cold that freezes your own resolve to remove the remaining soda cans from the back porch and bring them into the warmth of the house, for fear that they will then explode and coat your kitchen with syrupy slush.
A cold that makes you long for the beaches and gentle breezes of summertime. A cold that gives you amnesia, erasing all your memories of frolicking in shorts and flip-flops. A cold that seems to last for an eternity. To deny even the existence of spring, which seems like years, and not just a few short months away. A cold that lives deep inside of you and refuses to acknowledge an eventual thaw.
Unrelenting. Cold.
Mandi
Jan 25, 2013 @ 08:41:45
I hear you. I feel you. I had to walk to appointments earlier this week when it was -5 on a day where we topped out at 0 degrees. Today, I was treated to a fresh blanket of snow, with more on the way. Day 5 since order – still no shipment on my new coat. If we don’t perish, we will emerge into spring as crocuses from the still snow-patched ground.
And in no time at all, wishing that it weren’t so damn hot and humid outside.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:30:06
Oh yeah, you’ve got it worse than me . . . but not by much. This weather can kiss my ass.
Valerie
Jan 25, 2013 @ 08:45:22
It’s so cold this morning, that whilst i was walking the kids into school i actually contemplated peeing on myself for that quick shock of warm. But then i had a vision of me having to chip away at my froze jeans in order to get them off. Then i decided against it. Maybe I’ll just buy a hat or something instead.
Hugs!
Valerie
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:30:51
Good thought, but unfortunately the pee cools quickly and then freezes, so it just makes it worse! Don’t ask me how I know this. Hats are good.
bluzdude
Jan 25, 2013 @ 09:39:33
Just remember that we have it good. There are many places where it’s like this all winter.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:31:33
Right now I’m not feeling that good about our weather. And I would never willingly choose to live in Alaska or Minnesota.
Hippie Cahier
Jan 25, 2013 @ 10:03:33
So, what you’re saying is, it’s a good day for hot chocolate?
pegoleg
Jan 25, 2013 @ 14:12:45
Ha ha! With some peppermint Schnapps.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:34:37
Oh yes, or what I call “adult hot chocolate” where I add some amaretto. Had some with a friend just this past weekend after helping the kids make snowmen. They got regular, we got adult. Everybody was happy! 😉
The Byronic Man
Jan 25, 2013 @ 10:46:25
We’ve had totally bizarre weather here. Right now we’re in the middle of a jarring warm spell (in the 50’s, when normally it’d rarely rise above freezing at the warmest part of the day). For a while it pin balled between that and single-digit temperatures. Juuuuust as you started to acclimate, it’d swing to the other extreme.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:36:04
That always gets me. One day it’s 70, the next it’s 20 . . . and then back to 40 two days later. It’s the pinballing that always gets me sick. My body just can’t adjust.
Go Jules Go
Jan 25, 2013 @ 11:34:40
This was so well written, Misty! I love it. I’d love it even more if I was enjoying it from beneath a palm tree, instead of in the muy frio weather with you.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:37:25
Thank you! And yes, I hear you. Nothing like enjoying a post about cold weather with a frosty beverage in your hand and a tropical landscape in front of you.
Jennifer June Clark
Jan 25, 2013 @ 12:05:12
See, this is why folks move to Arizona and California in droves! I left Michigan a long time ago, but I still remember -20 degrees. Three pairs of mittens. Getting stuck in my snow pants ’cause the zipper froze.
No. Thank. You.
Try to keep warm, dearie! Hot toddies are good!
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:38:39
I would love to live someplace where it is 75* year round. San Diego sounds about right. 😉
I was never a fan of the hot toddies. I guess it’s because I don’t really like whiskey all that much. It’s whiskey, right? I forget. But whatever it is, I’m not really a fan.
Kitten Thunder's Girl
Jan 25, 2013 @ 13:36:10
Very touching. I must live near The Byronic Man, because I too am in the freaky warm when usually it is below zero zone. But I feel your pain. Or cold.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:39:57
Thanks for the commiseration, even if it’s coming from someone in much more temperate weather! :p
She's a Maineiac
Jan 25, 2013 @ 13:54:55
Loved this, and it must be very well written for me to ‘like’ cold. I am currently shivering and it’s not going away. Bring on spring!
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:40:48
Thanks, Darla! And you are up north, so even colder than me. So it MUST have been good! 😉 Bring on spring, indeed!!
pegoleg
Jan 25, 2013 @ 14:11:49
Jeez. That’s cold.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:41:17
Indubitably!
TheOtherLisa
Jan 25, 2013 @ 16:37:11
I can stand cold. I may bundle up like the little brother in A Christmas Story, but I can take it. Combine cold with this vicious wind and it feels like it’s coming to get me and it’s personal. Brrr.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:42:14
We have the wind today. It sounded like my house was gonna topple last night, and the electricity even blinked out for a full minute right before I was about to blow dry my hair this morning. Yeah, wind can bite my ass!
rachelocal
Jan 25, 2013 @ 17:04:39
I can’t get warm, Misty. I’ve taken two showers today and I’m currently drinking my third cup of tea. I’ve been worried about my homeless friends! We dropped propane off at a homeless friend’s tent. Yes, a tent. He won’t go to a shelter though. Ah! It’s too cold for tents and propane.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:43:13
I hope they survived the worst of it. It’s weird how stubborn people without will get. And no amount of logic will convince them otherwise. Stay warm!!
andrea-maybe it's just me
Jan 25, 2013 @ 21:04:02
I like the cold and winter in general…there I said it. I do recognize how grateful I need to be that I have a home and brand new furnace (admittedly begrudgingly paid for) on this week that has seen -5 (with a -10 windchill)
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:43:55
Oh, you’re one of THOSE. Sure, sure . . . easy for you to say with a brand new furnace!! :p
One Old Sage
Jan 25, 2013 @ 21:12:14
Having survived that type of cold growing up and working on the Canadian prairies, I feel your pain. Keep the socks on and the sweaters close at hand.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:44:28
I am bundled up like you wouldn’t believe!! And I HATE socks. But we have become very close friends this winter. Brrrrr.
Vesta Vayne
Jan 25, 2013 @ 22:52:26
Oh my goodness, that is hard for me to imagine. Never in my life have I experienced temperatures that low – I wouldn’t know what to do!
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:45:08
You have no idea!! And believe me . . . you don’t wanna. Keep your ass out there in the land of oranges, Vesta. I am so jealous.
cestlavie22
Jan 26, 2013 @ 09:36:36
Yup this post basically sums up how I have been feeling for the last few weeks. When the numbers get to be single digits on the weather forecast I am not a happy camper! Lets think ahead to warmer times!
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:45:50
Ahhh, a fellow grumpster. Yes, let’s look ahead. Maybe we can get out of our crabby moods!
transformednonconformist
Jan 27, 2013 @ 02:54:49
I hate it. Cold makes me want to just die.
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:46:00
I hear ya.
Valentine Logar
Jan 27, 2013 @ 08:31:59
A very good description of anything below 40 for me. I suspect you are talking about something much colder though, aren’t you?
mistyslaws
Jan 31, 2013 @ 11:46:19
Much MUCH colder. I would love 40 right about now. I might wear shorts!