Well, it’s finally happened. I’ve finally made it. I’ve been recognized by the A-listers.
You work hard for years. Trying to produce quality stuff. Just hoping you will eventually be recognized for your talents. That you will produce something that is so well written and hysterical, you will get the attention of someone truly noteworthy.
And now . . . after all my struggles, my perseverance, my hard work . . . jackpot!
Now, I’m sharing this with you all, because I feel you can appreciate how momentous this moment is for me. But I’m going to trust that you will keep this on the down low. Because this recognition came in a super subtle sneaky way, and frankly, I’m not sure I should be talking about it quite yet.
If you can believe it, I found my big break in my spam folder! Crazy, right?
Submitted on 2013/02/11 at 1:50 AM
I am regular reader, how are you everybody?
This piece of writing posted at this site is in fact good.
When Viruses Attack
As you can tell, he’s obviously trying to recognize my “good” writing (Squee!!) while also staying under the radar, so that the paparazzi don’t start swarming my blog. That’s obviously why he switched 2 of the letters in his name, so that any internet searching wouldn’t bring them right here and overwhelm me. He’s so considerate.
And how friendly is this guy? Not only does he take the time to write to me to tell me how good he thinks my writing is, but to also ask about all my other readers and inquire as to how they might be doing today. What a sweetie.
Yep, I’ve hit the big time now. Nothing but fame and fortune for me from here on out. But don’t worry, I won’t get a swelled head and forget all you little people
I stepped on that helped me along the way. I’m sure I will remember some, if not a few of your names. Probably.
And I just want to say that all those things that I may have allegedly said in the past about him, I totally take back. I might have been a doubter in the past, but now that he’s gonna be my ticket to huge success . . . I’m a belieber.