As I have fully elucidated previously, I am going through a bit of a rough time. I’m a strong bitch, though, so I’m weathering it. It hasn’t broken me quite yet, so here I am, blogging away for your amusement. You lucky peeps.
However, when it rains it pours, and apparently my life is caught in a monsoon right now. And while the additional water damage has resulted mostly from quick and inconsequential showers, it nevertheless is an annoyance and calls for an umbrella.
For example, while my kids were away for a week with their grandparents a few weeks ago, I decided that would give me a perfect opportunity to do some cleaning and organizing that had been waiting for my attention for way too long. So, I set my focus upon the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom. When I first moved into my house around six years ago, this under the sink cabinet was organized with baskets and the well thought out placement of toiletry necessities. Since then, it has become a hodge podge of precariously towering items that have landed there after my careless tossing of said item into the cabinets, and then swiftly closing the doors so as not to witness the toppling of said piles of junk. So, basically what I am saying is that this area has not had a good cleaning and/or organizing in many years and it was way overdue.
As I began to pull out the massive amounts of accumulated stuff from the cabinet, I finally unearthed the original baskets that were buried under all of this product. It was when I had finally removed the baskets and everything else from under the sink that I realized I had a big problem. This:
I realized that I had apparently had a leak at some point in the past however many years, and because there was so much junk, I never realized it. And during all those sweet days of ignorance, the water had been creating little mildew babies who had grown into huge adult sized spores of unhealthy disgustingness. So, I immediately sent my hubs to the store for massive bleach type cleaning products and some paint, thinking I could scrub it down and then hopefully paint over it. But alas, that was not to be. It was relatively thin plywood, and it was soaked in. There would be no scrubbing it off. Additionally, the damage was on the back wall as well, so there was nothing much to be done. We were going to need to call our home improvement guy (yes, we have a guy), to come over and see if he could replace the plywood.
And, I imagine that you can guess what the answer to that was, based on my current record of receiving good news. Yeah, the answer was no. They were going to have to replace the entire thing. Which was going to cost beaucoup cash. Cash which we did not have. So, I got used to having all of the stuff under my cabinet in the middle of the floor in my bedroom. But it was a pain in the ass. Finally, after many weeks of this, I told my husband that he needed to call the guy, because it was getting on my damn nerves and just needed to be fixed. We’d figure out a way to pay. So, the next day, I came home to this:
Yes, they took the WHOLE SINK. I was not prepared for that. So, now I am not only without a cabinet to use, but I have no sink. And I’m told it was sent to “la la land” (quoth the hubs), to get it custom redesigned to fit in the space. Who knew a sink was so much trouble? Well, now you do.
And, along with this wonderful annoyance, there came another very itchy one . . . this:
My hand and wrist broke out in some sort of mystery rash. It only went from my thumb down to where my watch was when whatever I touched came into contact with my hand. I have no idea what I am allergic to that caused this, as my well known allergen of pine (Christmas tree decorating is a joy!), was nowhere to be seen on these summer days. I wasn’t too concerned until about 2 days later when it started itching like crazy and then a few days after that, it looks like this:
Yep, over a week and there are still angry little red dots. At this point it has stopped itching, but I’m fearful it will scar. I look like I have leprosy. Fun times.
Oh, but I’m not done yet. The most annoying event to occur was this past Monday. Apparently, when I went to bed on Sunday night, I didn’t feel the need to change the time on my alarm to a work appropriate wake up time. Nope, it was still set to weekend time. That would be 7:45, by the way. So, on Monday morning, instead of the alarm waking me at the ungodly hour of 5:00 (and then smacking the bejesus out of that sucker about 12 times before I got up), to give me enough time to get ready for work and then drive the hour it takes to get there . . . yeah, you see where this is going.
So, here’s a little math problem for you. Solve for X: If attorney has to be in court by 9:00, has an hour-long drive from point A (home) to point B (work), and awakens from an apparently very restful sleep at 7:45 . . . X = which normal preparatory activities did attorney not have time to do before leaving her house.
Here’s a visual clue:
Now, for you male readers out there that are like, “what? I don’t get it. What’s the big deal?” Lemme ‘splain . . . that is my hair pulled back in a quick and messy ponytail bun. Which I wore . . . to court. I do not wear ponytail buns to court. It is not pretty, nor is it professional. In fact, I don’t wear my hair back at all, like this or any other way, to work ever. Once again, I find it unprofessional. For someone else, they might think it’s no big deal, but I do not feel that way. To give you a point of reference, every single person that I saw today asked me if I was ok or if there was something wrong. So, this is very out of the norm for me. It was not one of my better days.
I’m thinking . . . things can only go up from here, right? Right? HELLO?? (Knocks furiously on any wood surface available!).