Around this time of year, you will see many bloggers posting about the things they are thankful for. Things like . . . family, friends, pumpkin pie, etc.
Well, this is not going to be one of those posts. I’m not going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for. I mean, I could, of course. Obviously, there are many good things in my life, and many reasons to be thankful. And this is the time of year people reflect and try to be appreciative of all the things that don’t suck right now. So, this would be the obvious time to give you my thankful items. But I won’t do that to you. Because really, do you care about all of the stuff I’m thankful for? No, you don’t. You’ve got your own shit going on, your own list of things, your shopping and Thanksgiving meal to prepare. Why would I make you read some list of stuff you don’t care about? I wouldn’t. Because I care, dammit. You’re welcome.
So, instead of some list, what I’m gonna give you is this . . .
That’s right. So, even if you don’t have anything to be thankful for right now, if you win these items, you will. See how that works? I’m a giver. And for that you can be thankful. Bam!
There are some pretty fun things here, yes? And if you win, and there’s something that you don’t want, well guess what is right around the corner? That’s right . . . it’s Re-giftmakus!!!
Just in case you can’t see all of the goodies in the picture above, let me break it down for you:
– Bleeped out Knee Socks
– Blingtastic mouse
– Retro hand set for cell phone
– Beer keg koozie
– Oh Snap magnet
– Could You Be a Bigger Bitch? gum (you know you wanna give that to someone).
– Maybe You Touched Your Genitals hand sanitizer
– Work Sucks red knit cap (Office Space style)
All you have to do to be entered is comment. Yep, no hoops to jump through here, folks. It’s the holidays and we’re all tired already. And we haven’t even hit Black Friday yet.
As always, my spawn will do the honors and pick a big wiener in a week or so. Whenever I get around to it. Because I’m busy, that’s why. Don’t rush me!
In the meantime, I hope all of you and yours have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and celebrate it as was intended by our forefathers . . . with a big full belly in front of the tube watching a football game with some booze in your hand. Ahhhh, now that’s what I’m thankful for!
And do not fear . . . the epic tale of Val’s most recent visit is in the works and pending for next week. It will be a two-parter. Yes, it was that epic. As if you had any doubt.
Happy Turkey Day!!
(And if you’re so inclined, feel free to tell me what you’re thankful for in the comments. Only if you want to, though. No pressure).