Welcome to my crazy world. So, you would like to know a few things about me, would you? Ok. Well, I’m a Pisces. I like to drink wine (a lot), eat pasta (those damn carbs get me every time!) & also snack on M&Ms (they are so tiny, obviously there aren’t any calories . . . especially those little mini ones).
And in case you were curious, it is true . . . Misty is indeed my actual name. Obviously when my parents bestowed this wonder upon me, they were not considering my future professional aspirations . . . unless, of course, they had high hopes for me to eventually have a career as an exotic dancer or an adult film star. Sadly, my profession is neither as lucrative or noble as those. Despite their lofty goals for my future, I have failed them and become . . . a lawyer. Gasp! C’est vrai.
Seeing as I work for the government and see a high volume of cases and people on a daily basis, I have seen some really crazy stuff. I don’t get paid very much for what I do, but all the insanity I deal with in my job is really worth its weight in gold!! Ok, so it doesn’t pay the bills, but it allows me to tell fun stories about all the crazies, so there’s that.
Oh, and I love lawyer jokes, so feel free to share any you know. I promise not to get offended!