It’s been a while since I
phoned it in compiled a list of recent search terms that have purportedly directed people to my site. And then Thoughtsy of Thoughts Appear’S blog fame did a similar post, so I have shamelessly copied taken inspiration from her brilliance by compiling my own most recent list of crazy and bizarre search terms.
Penis lost cartoon
These were both searched for on the same day. Possibly by the same person, as far as I know. Not sure what exactly led them to my blog, as I don’t recall posting anything about a lost penis nor buttcracks being sexy. That I remember, anyway.
Waldo thought he whacked her
These were both a few days later. I’m pretty sure I haven’t talked a lot about cameltoe in the past. That’s more Vesta’s forte. But a spycam cameltoe? I’m not even sure how that’s logistically possible. Like, is it a spycam shaped like a cameltoe, or is it a spycam situated in a cameltoe. You know what . . . I’ve spent too much time contemplating this already. And I honestly do not want to know the answer to that question. Let’s move on.
This next one gives me pause. Is there some psycho Waldo walking around killing innocent women? Maybe that’s why he’s so hard to find? But why, praytell, is someone searching for this? There are some real sickos out there. Man.
stop posting nasty pictures
Wait, but . . . what will I post about, then? I don’t appreciate you Mr. Random Searcher telling me what to do with my blog, either. So there.
Happy Valentine’s Day!! Here’s a dick. Yeah, I’m thinking that would get a little too . . . melty.
lifeguard men nipple rings
Now, I know that I did post some gratuitous pictures last summer of lifeguards running on the beach. Yet, I fail to recall any mention of them having nipple rings. Also . . . this was searched for six times, and then brought people to my site. That’s a lot of nipple rings.
drunk chick fucks at the train tracks
Was this some vital piece of news that I missed? Because there were 2 searches for this. I have no idea how they came to my site.
pics of New Zealand sluts
Well, you’re not gonna find any of that on this site. I mean, all of the New Zealanders I know are fine, upstanding, chaste citizens. Well . . . then again, there is this one. Ok, fine searchers . . . here!
hot strawberry shortcake slut
Yeah, I’ve got nothing for this one. What an odd fetish. Is there a “hot my little pony slut” search out there as well? Wait, do not answer that!
pee stained pantyhose
Another fetish that I probably don’t need to know about. Oh, and 3 people searched for this and found my blog. Why?
the name of human body inside things with map
This one I know why. I did this post, eons ago (seriously, it was the fourth post I ever did!), about not knowing where the appendix is, and I included a picture of organs inside the body. A picture I got from somewhere online. Well, apparently, my blog is the preeminent place for people in India to find that picture. It is pretty much my most visited post, but with the fewest comments. They are going there solely to copy the picture. But I’ve never heard it referred to as a map before. That’s new.
ass boy and clothed girls
Hmmmm. This actually seems like the absolute opposite of what I usually have on my blog. Maybe clothed boy and ass girls? Yeah, that’s the search I could see.
Ok, your turn . . . what are some strange search terms you’ve had lately?